A Series of College-Related Haikus
Finals.
finals are a joke
information retention
yeah right, don't they wish
Printers.
ink is running low
and yet it keeps on printing
I don't like its lies
Energy Drinks.
nectar of students
slowly destroying kidneys
and yet we consume
Freshman 15.
we eat what we want
but just around the corner
imminent weight gain
Weekends.
most people party
but we are major losers
so we just hang out
Easy Mac.
perfect little lunch
the staple of college life
wondrous cheesiness
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